im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends
its time to get into my pajamas (removes bra) all... →
lulz-time: an-egg: its time to get into my pajamas (removes bra) all done This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
voldemortsblog: bloodandgutsinhighschool: cleargummibears: santahale: Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award. Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award. Leonardo DiCaprio...
fffcuk: subternatural: fffcuk: if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
sexhaver: boredlord: What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism? this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
glwk: “Anxiety is a feeling of fear or dread that occurs in a situation where there is no reasonable external cause for anxiety or fear. It can interfere with daily activities”
magnusandtheherondales: Petition for John Green to play the guy who talked about his balls a lot and spent his spare time hanging with teenagers in some random church basement that he believed was the literal heart of Jesus
I wasn’t aware that I could miss someone as much as I miss you. It’s kind of a big deal.
literally 99.9% of the things i want to say..... →
lulz-time: literally 99.9% of the things i want to say on a daily basis are offensive This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
thewayweride: If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy FINE If you’re gay and you fall for a woman FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys FINE If you’re pansexual and have a preference FINE What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label. T...
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I’m trying to figure out when “oh, ..... →
lulz-time: cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight” This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
deerhoof: give me snuggles or give me death